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Imagine: You're a top dog exec in a big fish
company, you get a Fed Ex package with a letter with a packet
of actual money from various Pacific Rim countries
scotch-taped to the first page of a letter like this:

Top Dog Exec

c/o Big Fish, Inc.

123 Elm St.

Massillon, OH 44646

Dear
Mr. Top Dog Exec:

I am writing to ask of you a
small favor.

All I want is for you to take
the rubber band off the packet of money attached to
this letter and look carefully at each of the bills.
They are all real. Each one of these bills is an
official government banknote from a different Pacific
Rim country.

Why am I sending you all this
money? The answer is simple: You see, your company,
Big Fish, Inc., manufactures a line of products that
would sell like crazy in every one of the Pacific Rim
countries from which I have sent you a sample
banknote. This could be a brand new profit center for
Big Fish, Inc. which, in fact, could turn out to be...
even bigger... then the domestic market for your widgets here in the
U.S.

In truth, selling your product
line in these countries could become a dream come true
for Big Fish, Inc. It has the realistic potential of
tripling your corporate profits.

On the other hand, attempting
to market in these countries can become a nightmare
for an American corporation if they don't have the
right connections and are not aware of local business
customs and all the other inside secrets that makes
everything go smoothly and profitably.

That's where (hopefully) I can
help you. My company, Rim Job, Inc., specializes in
guiding American corporations into high profit
situations in various Pacific Rim countries... and...
we feel Big Fish, Inc. is exactly the kind of company,
with exactly the kind of product line, we like to work
with.