2006 - the answer to the rolls royce letter

How About Those Apples?

Anyway
if you would sincerely like to drive what is quite possibly
the best car ever manufactured, I want you to speak with
a very nice lady who's name is Diane Craig. You can e-mail
her at [email protected]. E-mail her and tell her you would
like to talk about a Rolls Royce. I suggest you do not
share with her the abject lunacy that led you to believe
that Gary Halbert could write a pathetic loser.

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

"King
of the Road"

P.S.

I am going to
be publishing my next newsletter soon and it is all about
a website I created that it absolutely going apeshit.
All you web guys out there are about to learn who really
is the website king.

By the way, I
just found out I owe almost a half a million dollars in
taxes to the IRS. If you've got any work for me, now is
the time to hire me and get it done good and fast. I am
currently at my best, which means I am better than all
the rest.

If you want to
hire me, read Modesty
Personified, and then shoot me an e-mail.

Peace.