2006 - the answer to the rolls royce letter

Now,
you listen up! The story does not end here. Two of my
friends and clients in the real estate business were perceptive
enough to see the genius of what I have created. So, they
have sprang into action and recreated this Rolls Royce
buying opportunity. And, not only can they get Rolls cheaply,
they can get Bentleys and other exotics. In fact, their
British contact secured the Rolls that belonged to the
Queen of England.

How About Those Apples?

Anyway
if you would sincerely like to drive what is quite possibly
the best car ever manufactured, I want you to speak with
a very nice lady who's name is Diane Craig. You can e-mail
her at [email protected]. E-mail her and tell her you would
like to talk about a Rolls Royce. I suggest you do not
share with her the abject lunacy that led you to believe
that Gary Halbert could write a pathetic loser.

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

"King
of the Road"

P.S.

I am going to
be publishing my next newsletter soon and it is all about
a website I created that it absolutely going apeshit.
All you web guys out there are about to learn who really
is the website king.

By the way, I
just found out I owe almost a half a million dollars in
taxes to the IRS. If you've got any work for me, now is
the time to hire me and get it done good and fast. I am
currently at my best, which means I am better than all
the rest.

If you want to
hire me, read Modesty
Personified, and then shoot me an e-mail.

Peace.