2006 - the answer to the rolls royce letter

If this letter was a loser please let me know
why."

Okay,
who was right? That last poor lonely voice in the wilderness
that said I did a good job or all the rest of you hurtful
shitweasels who take so much glee in attacking poor me
so viciously?

Well,
I gotta tell you. We never made a second mailing of that
letter. Because... that letter sold out every Rolls Royce
he had in stock in three days and every Rolls Royce he
could backorder. Now, I will tell you a little secret.
There was something I was hiding about those cars that
made them a special bargain. They all had right-hand drives.
You would think that having a car with a right-hand drive
would cause you a lot of problems when driving around
the good old United States of America. Well, let me tell
you that's not true. I drove one and it took me two minutes
to adjust, and none of the other buyers had any problems
with the right-hand drive either, and it sure gave a good
rationale for selling them cheep.

Now,
you listen up! The story does not end here. Two of my
friends and clients in the real estate business were perceptive
enough to see the genius of what I have created. So, they
have sprang into action and recreated this Rolls Royce
buying opportunity. And, not only can they get Rolls cheaply,
they can get Bentleys and other exotics. In fact, their
British contact secured the Rolls that belonged to the
Queen of England.

How About Those Apples?

Anyway
if you would sincerely like to drive what is quite possibly
the best car ever manufactured, I want you to speak with
a very nice lady who's name is Diane Craig. You can e-mail
her at [email protected]. E-mail her and tell her you would
like to talk about a Rolls Royce. I suggest you do not
share with her the abject lunacy that led you to believe
that Gary Halbert could write a pathetic loser.

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

"King
of the Road"

P.S.

I am going to
be publishing my next newsletter soon and it is all about
a website I created that it absolutely going apeshit.
All you web guys out there are about to learn who really
is the website king.