2006 - rolls royce letter

And secondly, if you so desire, I have
worked out a way to finance cars over a period of
four to five years at a very favorable rate of interest.

And thirdly, I am not overwhelmingly
greedy. That's important. You see, many people in
the car business are only in it for the money, but
that's not true with me. And, as a matter of fact,
it's not true of anybody that is really in love
with the Rolls Royce motor car.

A Rolls Royce is different. It is more
than just a car, it is a legend. When you drive
one, everybody knows you are special.You
are admired by women and envied by men. Quite frankly,
there is nothing else in the entire world that will
give you the instant status as sitting behind the
wheel of your very own "Queen of the Road."

Let's face it. As the owner of
a late model automobile, you already know the value
of owning and driving a fine motor car, so my question
to you is:

Why
Not Go All The Way? With the unbelievably low price
I can offer plus the 100% financing I can arrange,
it might even be cheaper to drive a Rolls Royce
than the car you now have!

Please call me as soon as you
read this letter. Right now, I only have five of
these wonderful bargains and they won't last long!
My number is 000-000-0000.

Sincerely,

Randal Davis Jones

P.S.
A Rolls Royce
lives forever. The one
you drive today could be driven
by your grandchildren.

P.S.S.
There is another "mystery
reason" why
I can sell these Rolls Royces so
cheaply, but I would prefer not
to reveal it until we talk on the
phone. Thank you.

Okay.
That's it. Short, but sweet. How did it do? You tell me.
E-mail your pathetic guess to me right away!