2005 - 07-26-05

Reach Out And Touch You!

I hate giving out valuable advice like this
which I know so few of you will follow.

Specifically yours,

Gary C. Halbert

P.S. As you can tell by reading my personal ad, and by the
fact I planned an "escape route" for Caleb, and by the fact
I have a beautiful and non-toxic Costa Rican girlfriend, I
pretty much know all there is to know about women! For
example, I bet you didn't know that women have four specific
different kinds of orgasms. They are:

1) The POSITIVE kind: "Oh
Yes! Oh Yes!"

2) The NEGATIVE kind:
"Oh No! Oh No!"

3) The SPIRITUAL kind:
"Oh God! Oh God!"

4) The FAKE kind:
"Oh Gary! Oh Gary!"

P.S. #2 Even I am not conceited enough to believe this. Any
man who believes it is a complete fool. Would you like to
know the specific secret I used to capture my current
girlfriend and a few other exceptional women I have been
fortunate enough to have in my life? Well, here it is...

Blind Luck!

P.S. #3 There's another valuable but "hidden" lesson
in this newsletter. Hark unto me! We live in a complicated,
insane and frightening world. And in my opinion, none of us
have a ghost of a chance... unless...

We Can Laugh Good Naturedly At Ourselves!

Peace.