2005 - 07-26-05

Just think what you will have achieved by
doing what I just suggested: You will have implanted in the
minds of all your would-be customers that they know where
you are, and that they can visit or telephone you almost any
time they chose. In other words, they'll know they can...

Reach Out And Touch You!

I hate giving out valuable advice like this
which I know so few of you will follow.

Specifically yours,

Gary C. Halbert

P.S. As you can tell by reading my personal ad, and by the
fact I planned an "escape route" for Caleb, and by the fact
I have a beautiful and non-toxic Costa Rican girlfriend, I
pretty much know all there is to know about women! For
example, I bet you didn't know that women have four specific
different kinds of orgasms. They are:

1) The POSITIVE kind: "Oh
Yes! Oh Yes!"

2) The NEGATIVE kind:
"Oh No! Oh No!"

3) The SPIRITUAL kind:
"Oh God! Oh God!"

4) The FAKE kind:
"Oh Gary! Oh Gary!"

P.S. #2 Even I am not conceited enough to believe this. Any
man who believes it is a complete fool. Would you like to
know the specific secret I used to capture my current
girlfriend and a few other exceptional women I have been
fortunate enough to have in my life? Well, here it is...

Blind Luck!

P.S. #3 There's another valuable but "hidden" lesson
in this newsletter. Hark unto me! We live in a complicated,
insane and frightening world. And in my opinion, none of us
have a ghost of a chance... unless...

We Can Laugh Good Naturedly At Ourselves!

Peace.