2005 - 07-26-05

Well, me being me, and me being almost certain his
date was going to be a disaster, I purposely didn't call him
in 20-minutes. After about 45-minutes, I did break down and call him.
I told him about the problem just like we had discussed.

Caleb said,

"Thank you for the phone call. I'll
leave right away to take care of it."

I responded,

"That's really not
necessary Caleb. I think Amit, Theresa and I can really
handle it."

"NO!"
He yelled.

"I'm leaving RIGHT NOW
to take care of this. It's too important for me not to come
back."

Then I replied,

"No, really, you just go ahead
and enjoy your date. I assure you, we can handle it without
you."

He then screamed,

"I'll fix it myself DAMN IT!
Don't do a thing without me."

When Caleb got back and started telling
Amit and myself about his date, we were convulsed with
laughter. Caleb said she had described herself as having a
guitar-shaped figure. When, in fact, she had an ass the size
of a Mack truck! He ranted and raved about the wretchedness
of this woman so much so, I wish Amit and I would have had a
video tape running. It would have played well on "The Comedy
Channel".

By the way, this woman's name was Jamiel and
she'll never read this newsletter. So I want everybody who
does read it and who ever has the chance to
meet Caleb to say something to him like,

"Hey Caleb, want to
go to the bar and have a drink or maybe a cup of coffee? I've
got Jamiel waiting there for you."