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Face Lift In A Jar

# Face Lift In A Jar

NOW AT LAST, YOU CAN GET IT TOO!

The Amazing "Face-Lift-In-A-Jar" Used by

Hollywood Stars Who Lose Their Jobs
If They Don't Look Their Best!

Have you seen Tova Borgnine lately? She really
looks great! In fact, according to her husband
Ernest, Tova now has the skin of a teenager! And what about Ernie himself? His friends are
all saying he looks younger now than he did 10
years ago. Actually, he looks so good many of his
co-stars have accused him of having a face-lift. But Ernie hasn't had a face-lift and neither has
his wife Tova. Both of them, however, do have a
certain little secret. Fortunately, for the rest of us, this "little
Hollywood secret" isn't so secret anymore. Soon it
will be in stores all over the country and even now
you can get it by mail! Officially, it's called TOVA
9° but everyone in Hollywood simply refers to it as
"Tova's Face-Lift-In-A-Jar."
It is certainly not cheap but the stars who use it
say it works like magic. The whole process takes
only half an hour and insiders say there is nothing
like it for anybody who wants to look years
younger than their actual calendar age. It is easy to use. All you do is apply the cream to
your face and wait. "The cream is pink when you
apply it, and gradually turns white,"
says Tova. "After it turns white it should be removed. One of
the great things about it is that there is no guess
work. It 'knows' what to do by itself!"
Mrs. Borgnine says the secret of this remarkable
look-young treatment was first discovered by the
Aztec Indians centuries ago.

She says it comes from
the roots of a very rare cactus plant and that it is
100% natural pure and, until Tova came into the
picture, it was only available in certain very remote
sections in Mexico. But what about the results? Does it really work? Here is what others say:

"... The results are obvious!"
- Brenda Vaccara
"... My skin loves them!"
- Jessica Walters
"TOVA 9° has a fresh just showered feeling!"
- Connie Stevens
"I couldn't be more pleased with the results... "!
- Maureen Dean
"I am amazed with the texture of my face...
- Jed Allen
"... Tova certainly has something for everyone!"
- Debbie Reynolds
"... A total beauty treatment as well as an indulging, pampering treat!"
- Tommy & Jo Lasorda