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Lost Elvis Presley Tapes

THERE IS A STRICT LIMIT
OF ONLY ONE PER CUSTOMER! Please do not ask us to make an exception. We can't. It wouldn't be fair. There's not really enough of
these albums to go around and we want to satisfy as
many Elvis fans as we can with what we've got to
work with. Anyway, these albums are being sold on a first
come, first-served basis with a 100% money back
guarantee. They are easy to order. All you have to do
is write your name and address and the words "First
Elvis Album" on a piece of paper and send it with
your payment of $19.95 plus $2.00 shipping and han
dling (total $21.95) to:
Everett & Lloyd, Inc. 9000 Sunset Boulevard, Suite 603
Los Angeles, California 90069
That's all there is to it. Your album will be
shipped promptly (within 24 hours) as soon as we
receive your order. By the way, for faster service. you can order by phone and we will send this
amazing album to you C.O.D. or you can use your
MasterCard, Visa or American Express. We are
open from 9:00 am to 5:00 pm West Coast time
and our number is... people are plunged into depression. The King is
dead and nobody can ever replace him. and... But sometimes, even in the midst of the greatest
tragedies, something good happens. And, in this
case, what happens is that a man down in Mississippi (where Elvis was born) remembered that DJ
who used to tape those live acts and he gets him
on the phone. The man from Mississippi is a "good
ol' boy" named Marcellus Allison and he asks the
DJ if he ever taped Elvis.

"By God, I believe I did!"

THERE ARE LESS
THAN 7,000 LEFT!
At only $19.95 apiece, these albums are truly
a rare bargain. You see, in this case, you're not
just getting a record— you're also getting a piece
of history. However, because these albums are so
rare...

(213) 273-7053
Either way, if you are interested, please order
as soon as possible to avoid disappointment.
By the way, when you get your album, you will
see that it has a reproduction of a contract signed
by Elvis that also contains the only known signature of his mother, Gladys Presley!