aslk start every day

But, that's for the future. Maybe. Don't think
about it now. Just give the above routine a shot for seven
weeks and I guarantee your life will be better. Much better.
It may sound funny and incredibly simplistic but, that's the
advice I'd give you if I could only give you one piece of
advice. It's based on years of exhaustive personal research on
my part... that proves... the best way to get a good day
started is to...

Get Up And

Get Going!

Here's a few odds and ends: My Viagra research
in Brazil went very well. There's only a handful of Americans
in Rio and they are not particularly eager to encourage other
Americans to go there. Neither am I.

There's a website I think some of you
(certainly not all of you) should visit. It's www.realdoll.com.
These people make synthetic women. Not blow-up dolls, but
rather, these things are extremely realistic, "real"
fake women. Howard Stern had one on his show. They sell for
$6,000+ and the shipping cost alone is $700.00. These
dealybops are so realistic, they've got me thinking: If this
is available now...

Just Think What You'll

Be Able To Buy Five

Years From Now!

Still pining for your ex-wife? Send in a photo
of her and an audio tape of her voice and they'll make a new
and improved, more "user friendly" version of her
for you.

Fantasizing about Claudia Schiffer, Pamela Lee
or the current Playmate of the month? Custom-order her from
someplace like www.realdoll.com
five years from now and I bet they'll replicate her for you
complete with programming so she will respond only to your
voice with the type of moaning and groaning you want to hear: "Oh
baby, you're so big!"
Or, "Oh, my God! It's never been like this for me before!"