aslk start every day

10.
Dress in fresh, crisp clothes and go about your day.
Ritual completed. You're loosened up, oxygenated, clean,
crisp, nourished, starting your day with no added baggage.

Is this the perfect way to start a day? No,
but it's a very good way. Maybe someday, after your 20-minute
walk, you'll extend it to some power-walking, a jog or a run.
After your roadwork, maybe you'll pump a little iron.

But, that's for the future. Maybe. Don't think
about it now. Just give the above routine a shot for seven
weeks and I guarantee your life will be better. Much better.
It may sound funny and incredibly simplistic but, that's the
advice I'd give you if I could only give you one piece of
advice. It's based on years of exhaustive personal research on
my part... that proves... the best way to get a good day
started is to...

Get Up And

Get Going!

Here's a few odds and ends: My Viagra research
in Brazil went very well. There's only a handful of Americans
in Rio and they are not particularly eager to encourage other
Americans to go there. Neither am I.

There's a website I think some of you
(certainly not all of you) should visit. It's www.realdoll.com.
These people make synthetic women. Not blow-up dolls, but
rather, these things are extremely realistic, "real"
fake women. Howard Stern had one on his show. They sell for
$6,000+ and the shipping cost alone is $700.00. These
dealybops are so realistic, they've got me thinking: If this
is available now...

Just Think What You'll

Be Able To Buy Five

Years From Now!

Still pining for your ex-wife? Send in a photo
of her and an audio tape of her voice and they'll make a new
and improved, more "user friendly" version of her
for you.