2006 - go ask alice

But, she’s also a Jehovah Witness and, as I understand it,
when a JW woman marries, she must, according to the dictates
of that religion be almost completely subservient to her
husband. Theresa is a very classy woman. I think if the
situation were different, she’d at least talk with my female
assistant from time-to-time to help her work out any
glitches. But, none of that really matters. What is, is.
And, I’ve simply got to make the best of the cards I’ve been
dealt.

So, I’m here in Miami with a new office, boxes stacked from
wall-to-ceiling and, we don’t even have the computers hooked
up yet. You’ll know when they are hooked up because I won’t
be able to post this newsletter on my website until then.
So, if you are reading this letter, you know I am in
business again. Sort of. And, if you’re not reading this
newsletter, I am not.

Anyway, if you are reading this letter, that means I’m back
in business, and I’ve got something to sell. Don’t tense
up. It has enormous value and you’re not going to have to
sell the farm to get it. Let me tell you about it. As you
probably know, I did a “Root Canal” Seminar in Orlando on
December 2nd and another one in Los Angeles on
December 9th. For some insane reason, I decided
not to record these seminars. One guy actually offered to
record them for me for free. I said, “No, I don’t want this
one recorded.” That turned out to be a bad, bad mistake.

After about five hours of the first day of this seminar, I
realized it was turning out to be perhaps the best seminar
I’ve ever given. Then, my staff and I struggled like crazy
to find a way to record it. We even tried using an I-Pod to
do the job. But, to no avail. It was at this time, I
resolved to record the upcoming seminar in Los Angeles.
But, I had learned that Theresa, who usually takes care of
the details of stuff like this for me, would not be allowed
to go to Los Angeles.

I was almost panic stricken but, then, a really nice guy,
George Graves, said he would attend the L.A. Seminar and he
would record it for me.

Thank
God for George!

So, the Los Angeles Root Canal Seminar did get recorded
professionally and I now have all the CD’s of that seminar.
There are 12 CD’s in the set, plus one bonus CD of the only
other person that spoke at the seminar besides myself. He
was John Gilvary of US Merchant Services. And what he talks
about on his CD is how to go about getting a merchant
account. Trust me. You cannot afford to miss out on really
good info about merchant accounts that allows you to process
credit card orders. And, when you listen to this CD you
will hear explicit instructions on how you can get a
merchant account almost immediately.