2006 - go ask alice

As many of you know, my assistant, Theresa, has pretty much
been the glue that has held my little business together
for...

17
Years!

Also,
as many of you already know, she recently got married. Her
marriage came at a complete shock to me. I had no advance
warning or clue. Also, as her husband insisted, she had to
break all ties with me very abruptly. I thought it was
going to be a smooth transition from Theresa to my new
assistant, Liliana. This turned out not be the case. We
were given one day (the day after Christmas) to get all of
my computers, products and everything else from the office
and storage unit in Ocala to take back here to Miami. Also,
Theresa had one 7-hour day to teach Liliana the computer
programs, passwords and codes and the other stuff that makes
my business tick. In other words, it was a valiant attempt
to transfer 17 years of business expertise from one person
to another in one short day.

That’s not the worst of it. We are also forbidden access to
Theresa forever. I have no way to visit her, telephone her,
e-mail her, or even send her a smoke signal. Theresa has
been very loyal and helpful to me. She is a wonderful woman
and her contribution to my life has been priceless.

But, she’s also a Jehovah Witness and, as I understand it,
when a JW woman marries, she must, according to the dictates
of that religion be almost completely subservient to her
husband. Theresa is a very classy woman. I think if the
situation were different, she’d at least talk with my female
assistant from time-to-time to help her work out any
glitches. But, none of that really matters. What is, is.
And, I’ve simply got to make the best of the cards I’ve been
dealt.

So, I’m here in Miami with a new office, boxes stacked from
wall-to-ceiling and, we don’t even have the computers hooked
up yet. You’ll know when they are hooked up because I won’t
be able to post this newsletter on my website until then.
So, if you are reading this letter, you know I am in
business again. Sort of. And, if you’re not reading this
newsletter, I am not.

Anyway, if you are reading this letter, that means I’m back
in business, and I’ve got something to sell. Don’t tense
up. It has enormous value and you’re not going to have to
sell the farm to get it. Let me tell you about it. As you
probably know, I did a “Root Canal” Seminar in Orlando on
December 2nd and another one in Los Angeles on
December 9th. For some insane reason, I decided
not to record these seminars. One guy actually offered to
record them for me for free. I said, “No, I don’t want this
one recorded.” That turned out to be a bad, bad mistake.