2005 - 11-29-05

I Am The
Person Who Invented Spam!

Anyway, if you are unhappy with the tapes,
all you have to do is send them back to me with a signed
note saying you did not reproduce them in any way and we
will return your uncashed check or destroy your credit card
information.

By the way, I cannot stop the processing of
your credit card payment if you decide to purchase my tapes
using PayPal. But you have my word, if you decide to
purchase the tapes by PayPal and then decide to return them,
I will issue you an immediate refund.

Listen, I want to end this newsletter. Let's
get to the bottom line: I'm offering you an invaluable
marketing lesson which was almost lost to the world. More
than any other product that exists, this one will teach you
how to think like ME when you think about marketing.

If you're at all serious about marketing,
you must order these tapes... and... you'll probably want to
listen to them several times a year.

If you're not serious about
marketing, you're welcome to keep reading my newsletters for
free for the educational and fun and entertainment value
they
offer.

I'm going to sign off now. But after I do,
my trusty assistant Theresa will tell you in the P.S. how to
order these tapes. If I were you, I'd do it right away...
because... it will be the most delightful, insightful and
educational Christmas or Hanukah present you could ever
give yourself.