2005 - 11-29-05

Want to know how bad it's going to be?

Just think DuSean Berkich.

Another thing I'm going to do is I am NOT
going to charge you for the purchase of these tapes until
30-days after I have shipped them to you. If you buy them by
check, I will hold your check for 30-days before I deposit
it. If you purchase the tapes by credit card, I will not
process your credit card information until 30-days after I
have shipped you the tapes. That will give you plenty of
time to listen to these tapes and discover for yourself that
I, Sir Gary of Halbert, am really (and I almost hate to say
this because it's sorta shameful)... but damn
it all it's true...

I Am The
Person Who Invented Spam!

Anyway, if you are unhappy with the tapes,
all you have to do is send them back to me with a signed
note saying you did not reproduce them in any way and we
will return your uncashed check or destroy your credit card
information.

By the way, I cannot stop the processing of
your credit card payment if you decide to purchase my tapes
using PayPal. But you have my word, if you decide to
purchase the tapes by PayPal and then decide to return them,
I will issue you an immediate refund.

Listen, I want to end this newsletter. Let's
get to the bottom line: I'm offering you an invaluable
marketing lesson which was almost lost to the world. More
than any other product that exists, this one will teach you
how to think like ME when you think about marketing.

If you're at all serious about marketing,
you must order these tapes... and... you'll probably want to
listen to them several times a year.

If you're not serious about
marketing, you're welcome to keep reading my newsletters for
free for the educational and fun and entertainment value
they
offer.