2005 - 11-29-05

If you want this information, you should
know it's ONLY available on audio cassettes. So maybe you're gonna have to cart
your pathetic ass down to Radio Shack (or some other
electronic store) and spend $14.95 to buy a piece of
"out-of-date" technology so you can play and
listen to these tapes.

I'm sorry. But to get things of real value,
occasionally we have to make enormous sacrifices such as
this.

I'm going to charge $197 plus $5 shipping
and handling (that's $202 for those of you who are
mathematically impaired) for you to get these tapes. And I'm
going to do something else: I'm selling them on the basis
you will NEVER duplicate these tapes or give or sell them to
any other person.

Why am I doing this? Because eventually
somebody's going to get the idea of selling my tapes on
e-Bay. And I absolutely cannot wait until someone does that.
Because, for a long time, I've been chomping at the bit to
make an example of someone who sells other people's
intellectual property on e-Bay for a profit. And the person
I'm going to go after is the first person who sells these
tapes (whether on e-Bay or otherwise). Just watch what I do
to that person.

Want to know how bad it's going to be?

Just think DuSean Berkich.

Another thing I'm going to do is I am NOT
going to charge you for the purchase of these tapes until
30-days after I have shipped them to you. If you buy them by
check, I will hold your check for 30-days before I deposit
it. If you purchase the tapes by credit card, I will not
process your credit card information until 30-days after I
have shipped you the tapes. That will give you plenty of
time to listen to these tapes and discover for yourself that
I, Sir Gary of Halbert, am really (and I almost hate to say
this because it's sorta shameful)... but damn
it all it's true...

I Am The
Person Who Invented Spam!

Anyway, if you are unhappy with the tapes,
all you have to do is send them back to me with a signed
note saying you did not reproduce them in any way and we
will return your uncashed check or destroy your credit card
information.