2005 - 11-29-05

You know when I found this goldmine of
marketing information?

Just three days ago. I could hardly contain
my excitement.

I now have in my hands what is quite
possibly the most valuable marketing brainstorming session ever
captured on tape.

There are eight of these audio tapes. Each
one of them has a simple paper label. The tapes are cleverly
titled "Tape 1", "Tape 2", all the way to "Tape 8". They
come in a handy dandy 8-tape recording case with a crude
picture of me on the front conducting the brainstorming
session.

I am NOT going to convert these tapes into
CD's. Don't bitch to me about how your car or house no longer has
something to play audio cassettes. Don't tell me you are now
so technologically advanced that you can only play CD's or
DVD's. I don't care.

If you want this information, you should
know it's ONLY available on audio cassettes. So maybe you're gonna have to cart
your pathetic ass down to Radio Shack (or some other
electronic store) and spend $14.95 to buy a piece of
"out-of-date" technology so you can play and
listen to these tapes.

I'm sorry. But to get things of real value,
occasionally we have to make enormous sacrifices such as
this.

I'm going to charge $197 plus $5 shipping
and handling (that's $202 for those of you who are
mathematically impaired) for you to get these tapes. And I'm
going to do something else: I'm selling them on the basis
you will NEVER duplicate these tapes or give or sell them to
any other person.