2005 - 09-15-05

Here's
something else you should think about: I think if you
have already written a successful piece which is making you money, you might consider letting me have a look
at that promotion also. Because, the chances are excellent
that successful piece could be much
more profitable if it were being handled by someone
the likes of which I have just described. Also, there's
a VERY good chance I can "tweak" your already
profitable promotion in such a way, it will become
exponentially more profitable.

I'm just putting all this out for your
consideration. You can do with your business and your life
whatever you choose. All I'm doing here is offering you an
alternative. (Actually that's a great understatement. What
I'm really offering you is...

A Vast Improvement

In The Quality

Of Your Life!

If you're interested, please email me your
sales copy with
all of your contact details. Needless to say, don't send
me anything that involves multi-level marketing or anything
dishonest or unethical or scammy in any way. I prefer to deal
only with marketing promotions that under-promise and
over-deliver.

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

PS – I've reconsidered creating "The Gary
Halbert Hurricane Relief Fund." I've decided after all I want to do it. I want everybody reading this letter to
make a contribution to this fund. I want all of the
contributions to be made in the form of small, unmarked bills of
$20 denomination or less. And, in the spirit of good
Samaritans, I want you to send me your envelope full of
cash, without revealing to me your name or return address. I
want all of the contributions to be completely anonymous so
you can have the satisfaction of having done a good
deed for reasons so unselfish, you didn't even want
anybody else to know it was you that did the good deed.
Send the cash to the address at the top of this newsletter
and write on the outside of the envelope:

"Theresa, do not
open this envelope.

For Gary's eyes only."

I promise you, once I receive enough cash, I will go personally to
the disaster areas of the Gulf States and make sure as many young women as possible have
such a glorious "good time" they will be able to stop
thinking of the nightmare their lives have become. (At
least for a night or two.)