2005 - 09-15-05

# 2005 - 09-15-05

From:

North of Jewfish Creek

Dear Friend & Subscriber,

The vast majority of this newsletter is going to be about
"Operation Moneysuck".

Most of you who read this newsletter do so
because you are interested in improving your copywriting
abilities... or... you are interested in starting or enlarging
a direct response business. What I'm going to write in
this letter is something you need to think seriously about if you want
to make an enormous amount of money in direct response.

If this newsletter turns out to be a bit
sloppy, please cut me a little slack as Theresa and I are... once again... working under hurricane conditions
courtesy of a bitch named "Rita".

Before I get going on "Operation Moneysuck",
I want to thank all of you who responded to my last few newsletters concerning the
disastrous
circumstances
caused by Hurricane Katrina. When I recommended the Jehovah's
Witnesses as the best organization
to help those victims, I expected to get a lot of
flack from my readers. To my surprise, I did not. What I got instead
was a
lot of people praising my courage to recommend such a
controversial, non-mainstream organization.

I believe I got exactly two e-mails bitching
about my recommending Jehovah's
Witnesses. Both of those e-mails were from
individuals who peppered their messages with quotes from the
Bible and maintained the Jehovah's Witnesses were nothing
more than a cult and didn't believe in
mainstream religious dogma.

Just in case any of you are confused, I would like to assure you, I, myself am
NOT a Jehovah's Witness.
And quite frankly, to be blunt, I don't give
a rat's ass about their religious beliefs. In fact, I don't
even know what they do believe... and for my money... it makes no
difference whatsoever. I'm going to tell you a little
story which will illustrate why I feel this way.