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Source:
GHLstockalert

Contact: Eve Kincaid, GHLstockalert, 305-534-7577

Website: http://www.GHLstockalert.com

How did this one do? Did it get more people interested in
Guardian's stock? How many more? Write your guess here:

My
guess: _____________________

OK, the test is finished. Let's see how well you did.

What was your guess to #1, the "emergency" letter I
wrote to help Joe Polish get more attendees? How many more attendees did it
get him? Here's the answer:

0!

Not one. Zip. Nada.

Do you know why? If you think you do, you're wrong. The reason
is: You don't know. Neither do I. Remember: "Success has a thousand fathers but failure is an orphan."

It was a "killer" attempt. I knew when I wrote it I
would hit an out-of-the-park-homerun... or... I'd strike out as completely as
I do whenever I ask a pretty woman to have lunch with me.

Howzabout that release on Guardian Technologies? Did that one
work? Yep. Sure did. The day before the release was issued, the stock traded
100 shares. On the day the release went out, the number of shares traded
was...

540,100!

I'm gonna brag a little. (Boy, that's a surprise, isn't it?)
Anyway, here's my belief: Nobody in the world knows how to research stocks
like I do. Dow Jones (who publishes the Wall
Street Journal) has done three stories on me in just the last week. When
the young lady reporter came to my apartment to interview me, at first I was
inclined to brush her off. Then I changed my mind. After a bit of small talk I
said, "You know what? I don't give
a shit what you write about me. Come on over here and sit next to me at my
computer and I'll show you how easy it is."